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PostSubject: The Tale Of Princess Zuzanna And The Mighty Knight Called Fred The Sexy   Sun Dec 14, 2014 3:19 pm

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Fredrik: once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named zuzanna
Fredrik: she lived in a big castle called Polandia
Fredrik: far away there was a mighty knight called Fred the sexy
Fredrik: he was the greatest of all great men in town
Fredrik: he could have anyone most likely but he only wanted the best and that was the princess
Fredrik: the princess went to the square every day and bought groceries and other shit but she was bored
Fredrik: she wished some mighty knight would come and steal her heart
Fredrik: one day the mighty knight fred decided he wanted to go on an adventure because he was great and could do whatever he felt like doing
Fredrik: he got on his black horse with 200 musclepower and rode away in the dawn
Fredrik: he figured hed go kill some nerds and see the princess
Fredrik: so he killed some nerds and arrived at polandia
Fredrik: he was very dirty and bloody and scarred
Fredrik: one of the guards of polandia called (...) gaylord stopped him outside the gates and told him he needed permission to enter
Fredrik: fred said "dont tell me what to do"
Fredrik: then he swung his sword that weighed 40kg and cut him in two pieces
Fredrik: princess zuzanna noticed there was some action going on and ran from the square inside the castle to the gate to see what was going on
Fredrik: the castle was very big so there was a square inside it and all
Fredrik: fred saw her and said "found you"
Fredrik: princess zuzanna dropped her jaw at the sight of him and his great body and jumped up on his horse
Fredrik: then they rode away in the dawn with the rest of the guards chasing them by foot and lived happily forever after by a lake in a hot area
Fredrik: the end

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